Polly - vol.5
Polly's activities when humans are around
- looking out of the windows and talk to the neighbor in the building across the street, that old guy in white wifebeater smoking cigarettes from his window. that voice came out of Polly's mouth had a hint of love. Polly?! he's fat and old. I thought you had a high standard.
what else...
- walking on the keyboard while i am writing important papers (always when the MS word is open)
- puking on my jacket,
- climbing into the kitchen cabinet and sits in between plates and cups, without realizing the size of her ass (she's got a nice one),
- climbing onto the bookshelf and try to sit in between row of books and a shelf above them, again, without realizing the size of her butt. (i think she's got a certain message when she does that, but it's still not clear to me.)
- running furiously back and fourth between living room and bedroom, i think there are ghosts that run faster than she does in the house.
Objects that i find she might enjoy playing with:
- a piece of receipt made into a ball (because she's interested in how much money i spend every day)
- lighter (she gracefully hits with her paw and drops a plastic lighter off the dining table onto the floor. followed by my big applause.)
- plastic bags (i like when she sticks her head in one of the handles and gets stuck in there, looking like "where the hell am i?")
- an old sock stuffed with catnip (um, catnip. duh. i just brought a packet of this gourmet catnip from california. its got the greenest color that i've ever seen! ;) can't wait to give it to her when i see her later this week.)
- sticky things.... especially sticky hands! (it's very hard to explain how much she is obsessed with sticky hands)
Sticky hand gets the 1st place. when i find sticky hands from those toy vending machines (usually 50 cents) i am very pleased to spend my change to buy a sticky hand or two. She rips the fuck off them, and eats them too.
Please donate any sticky hands you can find.
